Brushing teeth

If we can (probably) send a man to the moon, perform keyhole surgery and create an internet, why are we still required to brush our teeth?  It’s so bloody primitive.  There must be an inventor out there who can do something about this.  I don’t want to spend three or four minutes doing this chore every morning and again at night when I could be being fantastic, witty, handsome and charismatic in thousands of other ways.  I’m a busy man in demand.  I’m not a washerwoman.  Come on boffins, get on with it- a tablet, a machine, a laser: anything will do! 

~ by theraffishdandy on 24 April, 2008.